We've gone from Marky Mark to Douchey Douche." On aging: "A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger.
My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don’t want to go through menopause again." On that acerbic wit: “My routines come out of total unhappiness.
I’ve found that an odd number of images—and a variety of sizes, frame colors, and mats—create a good balance that’s more forgiving and engaging than any kind of institutional-style uniformity.
Then follow this formula, which has always worked for me: Combine a favorite piece of wall art (anything from your kid’s first finger painting to an Audubon print), a few old photos (think vintage black-and-white family portraits or bright beach shots), and a couple of mementos with strong sentimental value (such as your tickets to the Inaugural Ball or honeymoon boarding passes).
And if they get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.” On the Kardashians: "As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape.
It’s 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew'." On parenthood: “Don’t tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won’t respect you.
This will help you get a sense of the overall design—the big picture, so to speak—before you commit to it.
I like how they cup your cock and balls like I'm doing right now." She squeezes his package gently and Mark moans slightly."See this," Lauren responds.
She slips two fingers through the fly of his briefs.
You’ll know when you have an arrangement that works.
When you do, start hanging the frames, using a level to make sure the top edges aren’t slanted, then discard the corresponding paper silhouettes.
She rubs her fingers up and down Mark's flaccid dick. I want to see you soft, and then I want to play with you and get you all hard and wet. Just slip off your shorts and briefs," Lauren teases.