His name is Andrew Logan, and he's 33 years old now. He's actually eight; I created him back in 2007 to make a real ex-boyfriend jealous." Conveniently, Andrew lives abroad (according to his profile, he currently resides in Madrid), which explains why we were never meeting up in real life despite his constant, loving admonishments of, "When can I see that pretty face of yours?The Ridiculousness host, 43, announced the birth of his daughter in a sweet Instagram post on Friday, December 29, alongside a few sweet photos.In one precious pic, the proud parents […] Babies, engagements and Oscar flubs, oh my!As I was flipping through the diary from my last two years of high school, I discovered an alarming pattern that made my stomach turn.In addition to my obnoxious and excessive usage of "shall," I noticed that when it came to boys, I was a grand puppet master.
We really didn't have much in common at all in fact. I'm more interested if a man is passionate about his career than his possession of a bunch of degrees on the wall.
Then, years later, there was the coworker who, after months of fun and flirty emails, I managed to convince to meet outside of work under the ruse of delivering a check to me. A recent relationship came from my scheming to get laid. Not all of my relationships have been partially manufactured, but many of them have. When my mother picked me up from Blockbuster after my run-in with the red-faced senior, she told me, "That's not how it's supposed to work. It's important." Of course she was right, as most mothers annoyingly are, but it took me a long time (basically, until, now) to recognize it. But trying to force someone to love you is never a good deal; it's only a raw one for you.
Did you ever stop to think if you actually like him? Most importantly, the sadness of never finding that perfect partner is far eclipsed by the psychosis of creating or coercing one.
" His current profile pic is that of the 2010 Madrid protests over Spain's financial crisis...
rather than a personal smiling shot because he is such an extremely private person and hates taking pictures of himself.