“Yep, I married her but we made it look like it was Ben.” Evil said laughing. ” Sheridan asked as they pulled near the docks where the ship sat. I proposed on New Years, I knocked her up on Valentines Day.” Evil said as they pulled to a stop. “I’ve never seen you this mental over a woman before, not even when we were dating.” Sheridan said. “You joined in when we got back from Boston on New Years.” Evil said. “That was you.” Sheridan said realizing what he was saying. “Yep, candles, roses, chocolates, the whole nine yards.” Evil said as he helped Sheridan carry some of her bags up to the ship.“Baby, you don’t need to tell me twice.” Kojain said as he lifted her and inserted his member into her. I don’t care if I’m pregnant or not.” “I’m glad you came, Not only this week, but also just now and in a few minutes,” Mia said, smirking as she started to slip two fingers back into Jen’s twat. When they entered the room they saw Keira Knightley sitting on Sheridan’s bed “Keira.” Evil exclaimed.Kelly let out a moan of pleasure as she started to ride Kojain with a steady pace. We should really do this more often.” Kelly groaned as Kojain humped her. * * * “The cabin we got is nice and big.” Sheridan said as she came back to the car, her shoulder length blonde hair flowing in the tropical wind. “Baddy, darling.” Keira said getting up from the bed and pushing Evil to the bed and straddling him. “MARIA YURYEVNA SHARAPOVA, YOU WILL NOT GET ON THAT SHIP! Well off you go then,” he released Yuri’s finger and dismissed the Russian with a wave of his hand.He decided to remove his shorts, allowing his cock to spring out before her. “You’ve gotten so much better babe, remind me to thank your teacher.” “I thought you weren’t coming, but I’m glad I was wrong,” Mia Maestro said as she raised her head from between Jen’s thighs. “He’s just become so obsessive lately I needed some time to myself. “Keira is a nympho, she’ll expect…payment….” Evil stopped, looking at Sheridan “…which I’m sure you’ll be glad to pay.” Sheridan nodded and grabbed a silver case from the car. Better to be safe then sorry in the end.” Evil asked as they boarded the ship. ” Sheridan asked “Will you stop worrying, everything is going to be fine….” Evil asked.“Come on Boo, make me lose my breath.” She laughed as I stroked her legs. Plus, I wouldn’t miss one of these events for the world. I think she was in that Pirates movie last year.” Sheridan said confused as to who she talked to. She didn’t try to jump your bones” Evil asked, laughing and shaking his head. The case was twice as long as a normal guitar case and twice as wide. Sheridan gave him a look “…well, for the most part.” Evil and Sheridan boarded the ship and went straight for their cabin, which was in first class so it was luxurious.Disclaimer: Ok, I’m sure you kids all know the rules by now. Because your leaders, who know better then you do, said so. Smith was as bland as his name, and lord knew he did nothing to improve that image. “Sir, I have the course our guests have requested.” “Bermuda, eh? “You plan some of the best vacations,” Eva said, nibbling on his ear. Personally, I think she wants to catch another of those Texas Hold ‘em Poker shows on TV – she’s become addicted to those lately.” Eva rewarded him by slowly starting to slide herself up and down his cock. “Enough talk, Eva.” “Enough talk,” Eva agreed, kissing TRL before she started humping him in earnest. Jennifer Garner was sitting on the stairway leading up to the next deck.Anyway, I’m sorry this thing took so long but life stuff got in the way I promise the next one won’t be so long of a wait. Authors: TRL, Cosmo Kramer, Evil, Sheridan, Voodoo Joe, Kojain, Tricksterson, Hamster, Rawballz, Butch Rosser, Victor Field, In The313, Dr. Celebs (in order): Eva Longoria, Jennifer Garner, Rose Mc Gowan, Renee Olstead, Jessica Alba, Kelly Rowland, Mia Maestro, Keira Knightley, Tricia Helfer, Katee Sackoff, Grace Park, Natalie Portman, Danica Patrick, Maria Sharapova, Kelly Clarkson, Lexa Doig, Gwen Stefani, Rachel Mc Adams, Michelle Rodriguez, Anne Hathaway, Jamie Pressly, Roselyn Sanchez, Amber Tamblyn, Emmy Rossum, Elisha Cuthbert, Michelle Trachtenberg, Raven Symone, Hayden Panettiere, Jessica Biel, Hilary Duff, Cindy Crawford, Nicolette Sheridan, Nicole Kidman, Lindsay Lohan, Dina Lohan, Mandy Moore, Brittany Murphy, Stacy ‘Fergie’ Ferguson (Black Eyed Peas), Jennifer Lopez, Kristen Bell, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter, Rachel Bilson, Scarlett Johansson, Alexis Bledel, Eliza Dushku, Ashanti, Evangeline Lilly, Jennie Finch, Maggie Grace, Kate Bosworth, Faith Hill, Sela Ward, Dana Delaney, Jennifer Aniston, Mila Kunis, Kirsten Dunst, Avril Lavigne, Syke Sweetnam, Ashley Judd, Maria Menounos, Kate Beckinsale, Jillian Barberie, Rachael Ray, Beyonce Knowles, Liz Phair, Kirsten Dunst, Mila Kunis, Katie Holmes, Eva Mendes, Danielle Panabaker, Kay Panabaker, Rhona Mitra, Lauren Sanchez, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Connelly, Naomi Watts, Minnie Driver, Sienna Miller, Charlotte Church, Jessica Simpson, Ashlee Simpson, Summer Glau, Monica Bellucci, Amanda Tapping, Shana Hiatt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Leighton Meester, Maria Grazia Cucinotta, Miranda Lambert, Shania Twain, Salma Hayek, Sarah Silverman, Vanessa Marcil, Anna Paquin. * * * CSSA Chain Story 4: The CSSA Cruise Captain Donald Marissco looked down from the observation deck of the cruise ship Luxury and frowned. He hadn’t work so hard for the last ten years to get this far, just to loose his command because these snotty celebrities and their sex-up writer friends got on his nerves. Odd, I would’ve expected Puerto Rico or the Virgin Islands for this bunch – well, maybe not the Virgin Islands, eh? Her crotch was pressed to his, and the way she was gently humping him, he knew he was about to get rather lucky. “You bet,” TRL said, gently sliding the bright red bottoms off Eva’s ass. “I think,” She said, reaching beneath her to undo his swimsuit, “it’s time for you to get your light saber out.” “I love it when you say stuff like that,” TRL said as Eva positioned herself to take him inside her. “So,” she asked as she lay atop him, holding him inside her, but not moving. Renee lifted her hand to wave, but stopped short when she looked closer and saw Jenny’s hands were resting on a mop of brown hair that was bobbing slightly between her legs.
* * * Lexa Doig lay on the bed, clad in half of a black bikini and being fondled by a similarly clad Gwen Stefani who had just slipped her top off and was sucking on her nipples.
Keira shrugged and walked out of the room, as she closed the door she winked at Evil. “I know, this happens all the time at these gatherings.” Evil said smirking as he slid one of the silver cases under the bed. For a long moment, she wished she hadn’t shaved her head – most of the CSSA crew enjoyed her long hair. ” The blonde was brought to the verge of tears with that last statement. And I am not about to let you throw away all those years of hard work to go on this ridiculous pleasure cruise! “Now I think you owe all these good people an apology for being such an assclown,” he said, giving the finger a little twist to emphasize his point. ” Yuri cried out as the torque on his finger increased. Kelly had already spoken with Eva Longoria – who’d called her the instant she found out TRL and Kelly were coming, and the three of them would be sharing a rather large cabin – though, according to Eva, there’d only be one bed. The two were naked – save for TRL’s trunks around his feet, and were happily fucking away. Kelly smiled, leaned in towards Eva, giving her a long, slow kiss that lingered just a bit longer than it should have. * * * “You ready to tour the ship before it leaves port?
“This is gonna be one hell of a cruise then.” Sheridan said as she started to unpack. ” Tricia Helfer asked her companions swimming in the pool with her. But a role was a role, and it was growing back all right. TRL’s eyes went wide, and he shot his load at once. “Works every time.” “Damn, I’ll have to remember that,” Eva said, slowly climbing off TRL. ” Sheridan asked as she sat on the bed after putting away her clothes.
Codes: MF, FF, Ff, MDom, FDom, MC, inc, and I think there maybe a few others if I didn’t catch them my apologies. There they were, prancing about in next-to-nothing, many already making out, clearly ready for a week of nothing but sex, sex, and more sex. “Well this was more Evil’s idea than mine, but I’ll take the thanks anyway,” TRL smiled, slipping his hands down Eva’s back and into her bikini bottoms. * * * Kojain waited quietly at the south end of the ship, looking out at the endless water before him.
Hell, his ship wasn’t even scheduled any real ports of call – just go out into the Caribbean waters, let the passengers fuck all they want, and come back tanned all over and ready to go back to Hollywood. He was wearing some sky blue shorts with an orange shirt. “More moaning, less talking.” Kojain said with a grin as he wrapped his arms around Kelly and began to pick up the motion.
Oh yeah, how about when he asked when we were going to find Earth. As she approached the boarding ramp, Natalie spotted a gorgeous young woman. If he says something is going to happen, I want to have all of our bases covered.” Evil said. “Are you going to be like this the whole trip, if so you need to find another room because I fully plan on getting a lot of pussy on this trip, especially if Anna Paquin is going to be here.” Evil laughed as Sheridan sat back down.