Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What? Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey? Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're so dope. I advise you to surrender immediately, or I'll have to use a chat up line.
" Instead of being the derivative, id much rather be the secant so i can touch u not only once, but twice Boy: Girl, whats your number? Boy: "Oh I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T" Do You Like Nintendo? If I hired 1,000 artists and made them work for 100 years they still wouldn't be able to paint a picture that is as beautiful as you. You getting into those tight pants or me getting you out of them? "Give me 30 minutes over lunch, and i will win your heart, as you have already won mine." Hey beautiful, they call me Jolly Rancher cause I stay hard for a long time! "My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. " "Look you little Juicy Fruit, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. (make her look) Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
"I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it.
But, 'quickie' has U & I together." "When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives.
There are plenty of us who do enjoy a naughty chat; there’s no need to impose on those who don’t. There are plenty more sex-crazed fish in the social media sea. It turns out we are all individuals, just like dudes! Talk to her like a person (she , after all, a person).
For the love of alk trash about her after your unsuccessful DM slide, because you have handed her the ability to humiliate you with the screenshots of your ham-fisted seduction attempts. Or are you just up for some steamy banter with a hottie who lives wayyyy too far away to ever make your fantasies a reality?
Here’s a guide — informed both by my own experiences and by some of the many thirsty ladies of social media — intended to help you make the transition from public friends to naughty private message buddies (or maybe even more).
" "Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number? How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day! "Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be." Hello, I'm bisexual. If I were a gardener, I'd put your tulips and my tulips together.
Roses are red, violets are blue, what will it take to Snapchat your boobs. Boy: Oh I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on Boy: Lets play the firetruck game Girl: How do you play Boy: I run my fingers up your legs and you say red light when you want me to stop Girl: Okay Boy: Fire trucks don't stop for red lights! "How about I grab your delicious Mounds, pull down your Snickers and put my Butterfinger up your tight little Kit Kat until you scream Oh Henry! Are you a parking ticket coz you got fine written all over you?
Video chat is yet another useful instrument of getting along with Slavic girls.
You can see your partner live (to make sure that she’s as beautiful as on her photos), have prolonged conversations and learn each other.
") "Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams." Boy: "Hi, is your name Google? ) Boy: "Because you have everything I'm looking for! Hello, I'm Preston." Yawning Girl Pick Up Lines "I'm tired too. " How come i know the hundreds of digits of Pi, but not the 7 digits of your phone number? "Girl, I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't got past your eyes!